Surprisingly brief and lacking in details that would help Australians have safer sex, this article lists only three ways sex can be harmful: when it transmits STD's; when it causes UTI's; and when it transmits HPV, specifically.

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I was shocked that in the section on UTI's the author neglected to mention that anal to vaginal sex should be done only with a condom that is removed after the former and before the latter (or use a separate condom for each), in order to prevent the most obvious spread of E. coli. From the conversations I've had with Aussies, they are very sexually experimental and liberal. They both need and can handle this kind of information!
(Grumbling) to myself, I am one of unfortunate few who had a tattoo put on there, down below, now please I am serious and I am not suggesting that anyone get a tattoo, especially down there, but I have been having a terrible problem every since I had it put on. OK please do not get me wrong but it has posed a very serious problem for me. You see my wife, recently started wearing fur coats and she sometimes uses me as a coat rack but this has dangerous ramifications. Its hunting season here in Muskrat, Arkansas and the hunters are out to get me, geez, I had to dodge three people who were hunting the other day and one of them almost got me. For crying out loud my next door neighbor came over last night with mouse traps and after trying it, just once, now that really hurt, auditioning today for the tenor section of our local symphony, anyway they said something about me singing an aria or something like that, but in my case having a permanent erection because of a tattoo and being used as a coat rack hmm mine anyway has me very worried. Darn it I keep bumping myself on the top of my toilet seat every time I go to the bathroom. Believe me it isn't pretty. I had someone ask me yesterday if I had spaghetti in my pants now that was depressing. Gee whiz, I tried cold water,hot water even hot sauce but that made it worse. Bad day today, try singing an aria like"Keep it up" by "Pocelli" big bummer and my wife wonders why I am (grumbling) all the time. Oh well that life, but for me, yes, sex is or can be very dangerous. So can tatoos now there below, hmm perhaps I should start writing poetry Perk yes that might help peace
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